I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize