i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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