So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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