Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you would pick up someone in the library
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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