i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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