Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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