North Korea, Best Korea!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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