You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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