Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
