He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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