I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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