I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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