is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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