Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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