we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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