Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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