why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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