So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
did i walk over a car last night?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
