I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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