Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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