Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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