My pussy is not your playground.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We have started to decorate penises.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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