How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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