Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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