you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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