Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'm passing your future prison.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm getting married
To pizza
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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