My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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