You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize