awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
All I want is dick and wine.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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