and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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