He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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