He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So much Jack, so little girl.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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