HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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