that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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