i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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