Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i think i just lost a toe
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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