Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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