So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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