As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Randomize
