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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.

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  dollar beers will do that to you.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation

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• (310): View more from California

  the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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• (626): View more from California

  I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao

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