I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao