I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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