You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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