Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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