I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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