Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
my being single is dangerous.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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