whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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