after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Mom said you looked used
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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