What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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