im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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