I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
