Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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