the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm at about main and main street
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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